Achmed Jingle Bombs * Jeff Dunham *
May 14, 2009 – 9:05 pm
Achmed, The Dead Terrorist sings a christmas song 
Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That’s when I got shot in the ass by the US Military… [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs US soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this …
25 Responses to “Achmed Jingle Bombs * Jeff Dunham *”
roflmao
By wallypadge on May 14, 2009
oh holy crap i think i blew my foot off
By average1yellowknifer on May 14, 2009
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…
By bladeajake on May 14, 2009
can anyone send me a link to a tab for the beggining bit ( the part achmed didnt like ) thanks =)
By Elvenhonour on May 14, 2009
hey you know that x-box game,guiter hero? I kick you ass!
ok maybe at halo.
lmfao!!!
By GoldStarr15 on May 14, 2009
wow,this was the funniest thing i have ever heard.props to achmed for coming up with that. lmfao!! I KILL YOU!!!
By GoldStarr15 on May 14, 2009
achmed rox ur sox
By AllAmericanPerson on May 14, 2009
thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off, my bombing days are done, i need to find some work, Perhaps it would bemuch safer as some workconvenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed, don’t laugh at me because i’m dead or I KILL YOUuuu,……
I KILL YOU,
lmao….
By Tookate on May 14, 2009
Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back, I have a nasty plan, for christmas in Iraq, I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B, thats when i got shout in the ass by the U S Military… THATS NOT FUNNY! oh jungle bombs, Jungle Bombs,__________________ where are are the Virgins that Bin Ladin promised me, oooooo, Jungle Bombs, Jungle bombs, your Soldiers shot me dead, The only thing i have left is this Towel upon my head, I used to be a man, but every time I cough,
By Tookate on May 14, 2009
LOL LOL all i can do is laugh!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha happy holidays!
By parthurc on May 14, 2009
awsome,i luv it……….
By BronxGrl02 on May 14, 2009
LOL 10/10 Suppose that you can’t really sing this on Christmas LOL – Christmas in 16 days yay
By ROCKSAREHARD on May 14, 2009
The puppet speaks truth in this video: “It’s not funny!”
By matrim41 on May 14, 2009
i made up a funny song only the beginning of iT though: every time icugh my nuts keep falling off, and every time i fart, my penis comes apart. what do u think? lol
By QUENTIN2233 on May 14, 2009
or i kill uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu kill u
By pixietreestander on May 14, 2009
i kill u!
By spongyproductions on May 14, 2009
this is funny shit haha
By jimovhowdon on May 14, 2009
like a cock
By TONYTHEGRUDGE on May 14, 2009
i kill u
By cj8hi on May 14, 2009
lol its ok i can take a thumb down X}
By OfficialR on May 14, 2009
sorry clicked the wrong button
By cheenie101010 on May 14, 2009
lolz
By TheLastOrigin on May 14, 2009
….so wat if i do….lol
By lopez1172 on May 14, 2009
lol guritar….THIS GUY DOES DRUGS WITH GUITAR GUY
By TheLastOrigin on May 14, 2009
wth r u talking about?
By TheLastOrigin on May 14, 2009