Achmed The Dead Terrorist “Jingle Bombs”

May 14, 2009 – 6:24 pm

Acmed the dead terrorist sings “jingle bombs”, enjoy The text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That’s when I got shot in the ass by the US Military… [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs US soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left …

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  1. 25 Responses to “Achmed The Dead Terrorist “Jingle Bombs””

  2. I BEAT AT GUITAR HERO!!!!
    (guitar solo’s)
    …OK,MAYBE AT HALO

    By nomickok on May 14, 2009

  3. i love this song, now the terrorists have a song to copy while they execute some poor victims.

    By zipang102 on May 14, 2009

  4. i wuddnt want 2 b in iraq lol
    so funny

    By dcullen9 on May 14, 2009

  5. hah!!

    <3 it

    By TheBoredOneLOL on May 14, 2009

  6. He dont know he does drugs…

    you racist bastard is that what you think i like!!!? LOL

    By DoDYezik on May 14, 2009

  7. The Guitar guy, is that CHIP FOOSE????
    sure looks like him.

    By pershing22 on May 14, 2009

  8. H3 DUNNO3 H3 DUZ DRUGZ
    LAWL!!!
    XXXXXXX

    By EmoGizzmo on May 14, 2009

  9. that was so funny

    By Jack1998blue on May 14, 2009

  10. IT’S AWESOME

    By bratwost on May 14, 2009

  11. “and then my favorite song SILENCE night”

    By yodude245 on May 14, 2009

  12. (Guitar Sound)u rasias baster.

    By darklord2178 on May 14, 2009

  13. hey u know that xbox game guitar hero… i kick ur ass…(Guitar Sound)… ok maybe in Halo… LOL!!!!!!!!! so fucking funny

    By AKDMIC on May 14, 2009

  14. Be Quiet! Ohhhhhhhhhh hehe

    By Mirrortruth on May 14, 2009

  15. guitar guy does drugs

    By emmajanew on May 14, 2009

  16. hi lauren!!! i no u will be watching this!! lol ur soo cool lol.and hawt.lol

    By CT4THAWINN17 on May 14, 2009

  17. he did get scroud haha

    By bigzigzag44 on May 14, 2009

  18. i can guitar like that

    By bigzigzag44 on May 14, 2009

  19. no i kill you

    By bigzigzag44 on May 14, 2009

  20. this is wkd i love this guy i kill you

    By bigzigzag44 on May 14, 2009

  21. Uh…No.

    By zinctan on May 14, 2009

  22. me and my friends love acmed sooooooooooooo much oh yeah and i kill you hahahahaha

    By weluvunicorns on May 14, 2009

  23. lol he is so funny

    By MSFgirl on May 14, 2009

  24. Guitar guy, I need you!

    Thanks for dressing like crap for my show!

    By logalogalog on May 14, 2009

  25. what? ur kidding right?
    osama bin laden?
    you dont know him?
    leader of al qaeda?

    By Da7xT on May 14, 2009

  26. *blunnng*
    That’s sounds like a car wreck.
    Do that again.
    *blunnng*
    OOOgggHHHH

    By zinctan on May 14, 2009

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