Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 8

March 22, 2010 – 3:25 am

WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY! Looks like Joey and his Dick are having some troubles, but what will happen when these best of pals can’t see eye to eye? If Joey loses faith in his dick, who is he going to listen to? It’s an Act 1 ending cliff-hanger! “Listen to your Heart” – AJ Holmes & Carlos Valdes HEART: You look a little down, Joey You look a little blue It looks as though your dick Has run a little way from you He hung you out to dry, Joey I think you will agree The world would be much better If you listened, a little bit, to me Listen to your heart, Joey Listen to your heart. Comb your hair and smile, thats a start Wipe that schmutz right off your cheek Give her a glimpse of that fine physique And a splash of cologne will delight. Treat the lady right, Joey Treat the lady right. Take off your hat and always be polite Offer your handkerchief, give her your pin Open the door when she wants to walk in Mmm, Shell never resist, mon cheri Take her to pari And look up at the tower Every night on the hour Let the lights have their way Take her in your arms Speak of life and devotion Then propose by the ocean So shell promise to stay So she wont go away Dont let her get away Joey, she cant get away Show her that you care, Joey Show her that you care Pass her a note that says, youre beyond compare! Make her a mix tape with songs about love Knit her a sweater that fits like a glove Ooh, the two of you will never be apart Joey, listen to

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  1. 25 Responses to “Me And My Dick Act 1 Part 8”

  2. isnt the tongue the strongest muscle in the body

    By abraxangirl on Mar 22, 2010

  3. HAHA I love the Heart!

    By LuckyFeathers23 on Mar 22, 2010

  4. i love this part

    By PrincessBudenskya on Mar 22, 2010

  5. it’s just now that I realized that THE LYRICS ARE IN THE SIDEBAR!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!! XD

    By creekstar7 on Mar 22, 2010

  6. i <3 heart haha

    By SOMMPAproductions on Mar 22, 2010

  7. CONGRATS! I’m so excited to learn all of itt!

    By tulleybeard on Mar 22, 2010

  8. Ahhhh I love him!!
    8:54 hahahha

    By tulleybeard on Mar 22, 2010

  9. HAHAHA! 7:12 HUZZAH, JOEY!

    By tulleybeard on Mar 22, 2010

  10. WHAT?!! Joey, that’s silly.

    aaah i love the heart.

    By Baileyrulestheworld on Mar 22, 2010

  11. OMG HIS DICK CAME OFF :o

    By CheeseySquirrel on Mar 22, 2010

  12. AJ is a genius! is there anything he can’t do? haha j/k i’m sure there is, it’s just not singing/dancing/acting/composing…those he does just fine :)

    By theatreangelina on Mar 22, 2010

  13. bahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahaaa his dick ran away from him….!!!!!!!!!

    xD

    I can NOT get over that.

    By tigersquishy on Mar 22, 2010

  14. Favorite song of the show. So glad the soundtrack finally came out.

    By Super0Silly0Lady on Mar 22, 2010

  15. AJ is freakin brilliant :)

    By CrystalSparks007 on Mar 22, 2010

  16. It never would have run away if he would have let a guy suck it!

    By MrMedusaLvamp on Mar 22, 2010

  17. If he would have fucked a guy or let a guy suck his dick….it never would have ran away!…Now would it?

    By MrMedusaLvamp on Mar 22, 2010

  18. I wish my Heart was as cool as Joey Heart and Also that can sing that awesome :)

    By fjmg2003 on Mar 22, 2010

  19. this why you don’t think with your dick

    By supermanXL on Mar 22, 2010

  20. detachable penis haha

    By AmarisCrow on Mar 22, 2010

  21. I LOVE AJ!! AHHH!

    By SATANxally on Mar 22, 2010

  22. i love Heart.

    By lover392 on Mar 22, 2010

  23. for a moment i thought i was listening to sondheim

    By imjc on Mar 22, 2010

  24. OMFG that heart is epic.

    By je1suis1julz on Mar 22, 2010

  25. hahah i love this musical its AMAZING!! would have never found it with out perez hilton!!

    By peaceluvnessa on Mar 22, 2010

  26. “I almost had sex with her-” “AAH!”

    By coruptdangel on Mar 22, 2010

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