Werewolves & Lollipops [Pt. 1]
July 8, 2009 – 9:51 am
Patton Oswalt’s hilarious ’07 comedy LP. 01) Here We Go [0:33] 02) America Has Spoken [3:26] 03) Beautiful People & the Bridge Troll [3:06] 04) Clean Filth [1:57]
Tags: Black, comedian, funny, humor, king, lollipops, of, Oswalt, Patton, Queens, werewolves
25 Responses to “Werewolves & Lollipops [Pt. 1]”
This is, by far, the drunkest comedy special I every heard. I love it. Classic Patton
By ShanerRamone on Jul 8, 2009
Afterwords, he explained that he actually finds those to be delicious. You know you like them too, it was just a joke. Jim Gaffigan is always bashing food too, like cinibon, but he loves ‘em.
By musicalpooo on Jul 8, 2009
This is one of my favorite comedic performances… ever.
By signmeupi on Jul 8, 2009
Agreed!
By lucky33me on Jul 8, 2009
Patton Oswalt and Mike Judge should work together on the greatest satire film of life in america that ever existed.
By Tulkastaldo on Jul 8, 2009
Stop right there, can you pile all of those items into a single bowl, kinda make them into a wet mound of starch that i can eat with a spoon like i am a deathrow prisoner or suicide watch?
By Spambot15 on Jul 8, 2009
Those fucking bowls are the downfall of western civilization!
Worse than the McGriddle!
By sonofdrella09 on Jul 8, 2009
I hate it when the audience KNOWS the bit! A common occurrence in the era of YouTube.
By chawk111 on Jul 8, 2009
Brian Denehy as an Archangel…. wow
By explodingpuppy on Jul 8, 2009
Your hairy bingle-bangle is gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm when I’m done with my love-paints!
By ToruKun1 on Jul 8, 2009
I’m gonna fill your hoo-ha with goof juice.
By iliveinroom237 on Jul 8, 2009
9 minutes in and my sides are killing me already
By BananaHurricane on Jul 8, 2009
“If I did crunches his face would show through” LOL!!!
By deckaroe1 on Jul 8, 2009
America~! Eatin’ my lunch from a single bowl!
In my parent’s basement, where I’m livin’
Happy birthday, I’m 43!
That’s how I want mah lunch!
I don’t want to waste those precious calories CHEWIN’! Somebody move my jaw for me.
Jesus, come work my jaw, and help my sloppy pile of food go down!
“Sprinkle some fries on those CUPCAKES~!” XD
By ToruKun1 on Jul 8, 2009
I want to fuck you so hard. I want to shove my hard cock in your wet pussy. I want you to suck my prick, until hot cum shoots down your moist throat.
By Blakkercrakker on Jul 8, 2009
hahhaha lunch gun.
By acebrawler73 on Jul 8, 2009
you are the funniest guy ever Patton Oswalt
By kingofthelaugh on Jul 8, 2009
LOL Im crying
By AeroXHunter on Jul 8, 2009
Thank you Patton. now I know what i am going to use as an excuse for not working out!
By thecrimsonfloyd on Jul 8, 2009
“you can see his face when i do crunches”….wtf is this guy on. i love it!
By TriggerDevotee on Jul 8, 2009
“Wintery freshness of Mace”. lol.
By crossoth2 on Jul 8, 2009
I wanna fill your “hoo-ha” with my “goof juice”
ROFLKOPTERS!!!
By PeaceofChaos361 on Jul 8, 2009
when captain frosting gets done with your hairy bingle bangle it’s gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm when I’m all done with my love paste.. LOL
By thisissparta999 on Jul 8, 2009
“Character actors: who gives a fuck if WE’RE FAT!?” Brian Dennehy just won some points with me
By sharkboy85 on Jul 8, 2009
Me? No.
By Shotgunnova on Jul 8, 2009