Werewolves & Lollipops [Pt. 1]

July 8, 2009 – 9:51 am

Patton Oswalt’s hilarious ’07 comedy LP. 01) Here We Go [0:33] 02) America Has Spoken [3:26] 03) Beautiful People & the Bridge Troll [3:06] 04) Clean Filth [1:57]

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  1. 25 Responses to “Werewolves & Lollipops [Pt. 1]”

  2. This is, by far, the drunkest comedy special I every heard. I love it. Classic Patton

    By ShanerRamone on Jul 8, 2009

  3. Afterwords, he explained that he actually finds those to be delicious. You know you like them too, it was just a joke. Jim Gaffigan is always bashing food too, like cinibon, but he loves ‘em.

    By musicalpooo on Jul 8, 2009

  4. This is one of my favorite comedic performances… ever.

    By signmeupi on Jul 8, 2009

  5. Agreed!

    By lucky33me on Jul 8, 2009

  6. Patton Oswalt and Mike Judge should work together on the greatest satire film of life in america that ever existed.

    By Tulkastaldo on Jul 8, 2009

  7. Stop right there, can you pile all of those items into a single bowl, kinda make them into a wet mound of starch that i can eat with a spoon like i am a deathrow prisoner or suicide watch?

    By Spambot15 on Jul 8, 2009

  8. Those fucking bowls are the downfall of western civilization!

    Worse than the McGriddle!

    By sonofdrella09 on Jul 8, 2009

  9. I hate it when the audience KNOWS the bit! A common occurrence in the era of YouTube.

    By chawk111 on Jul 8, 2009

  10. Brian Denehy as an Archangel…. wow

    By explodingpuppy on Jul 8, 2009

  11. Your hairy bingle-bangle is gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm when I’m done with my love-paints!

    By ToruKun1 on Jul 8, 2009

  12. I’m gonna fill your hoo-ha with goof juice.

    By iliveinroom237 on Jul 8, 2009

  13. 9 minutes in and my sides are killing me already

    By BananaHurricane on Jul 8, 2009

  14. “If I did crunches his face would show through” LOL!!!

    By deckaroe1 on Jul 8, 2009

  15. America~! Eatin’ my lunch from a single bowl!
    In my parent’s basement, where I’m livin’
    Happy birthday, I’m 43!
    That’s how I want mah lunch!
    I don’t want to waste those precious calories CHEWIN’! Somebody move my jaw for me.
    Jesus, come work my jaw, and help my sloppy pile of food go down!

    “Sprinkle some fries on those CUPCAKES~!” XD

    By ToruKun1 on Jul 8, 2009

  16. I want to fuck you so hard. I want to shove my hard cock in your wet pussy. I want you to suck my prick, until hot cum shoots down your moist throat.

    By Blakkercrakker on Jul 8, 2009

  17. hahhaha lunch gun.

    By acebrawler73 on Jul 8, 2009

  18. you are the funniest guy ever Patton Oswalt

    By kingofthelaugh on Jul 8, 2009

  19. LOL Im crying

    By AeroXHunter on Jul 8, 2009

  20. Thank you Patton. now I know what i am going to use as an excuse for not working out!

    By thecrimsonfloyd on Jul 8, 2009

  21. “you can see his face when i do crunches”….wtf is this guy on. i love it!

    By TriggerDevotee on Jul 8, 2009

  22. “Wintery freshness of Mace”. lol.

    By crossoth2 on Jul 8, 2009

  23. I wanna fill your “hoo-ha” with my “goof juice”

    ROFLKOPTERS!!!

    By PeaceofChaos361 on Jul 8, 2009

  24. when captain frosting gets done with your hairy bingle bangle it’s gonna look like a rat in a rainstorm when I’m all done with my love paste.. LOL

    By thisissparta999 on Jul 8, 2009

  25. “Character actors: who gives a fuck if WE’RE FAT!?” Brian Dennehy just won some points with me

    By sharkboy85 on Jul 8, 2009

  26. Me? No.

    By Shotgunnova on Jul 8, 2009

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