25 Responses to “You couldn’t raise a monks erection!”

1. By JoeyisDREADful on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

   @eltzar72
   and so the holy Shawn did throweth the record at the undead, and the undead didth fall.

2. By eltzar72 on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

   Testify, Brother Joey!

   And after the undead didst fall before the holy record, the Chosen and his friends didst settle down for a pint of brown and a righteous packet of crisps.

   Then entered they together the jacuzzi.

   Here endeth the lesson.

3. By eltzar72 on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

   Okay, i think people are not involved in the right discussion relating to this video.

   Remember, we have recently been given a glimpse of the near-future and raising the dead was prominently central to that future.

   Remember, rule # 1 – Cardio. Run fat boy, run.
   Rule # 2 : Double-tap.
   Rule # 3 : Beware of bathrooms
   Rule # 4 : Wear your seatbelt.

   Learn them, apply them, live by and from them.

4. By AchievementSpanker on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

   here’s a dollar… you believe in jesus now dont you? thats what i thought. *SIGH* I love being a missionary

5. By DIMATIF on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

   Rule 1 cardio-run fat boy run
   Rule 2 doubnle tap- never be sure if it’s alive
   Tule 3 seatbelts

   Rules from zombie land

6. By jonno52 on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

   Thank you for articulating the anger & contempt anyone with a brain or bit of compassion in their nature should feel towards that guy. I moderate my language on YT usually, but bollocks, cunt bastard & wanker are well deserved on this occasion.

7. By shtfckdatho on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

   <3 zombieland

8. By klasop on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

   there is not much difference between zombies and christians! DDD

9. By Nils4444 on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10. By billygutter01 on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    coughlan666:

    Right on, brother. I had a go at this one as well.

    Staggering, no? What the fuck? (The “wtf” fans can suck Pluto’s thorny cock!)

11. By sevieht on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    “You fucking charlatan cunt!”
    best cuss to religious people ever

12. By TommyWylie on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    One of my workmates had a serious accident, and when taken to hospital he “died” three times on the operating table. When he eventually regained consciousness and he was told about this, he said “Right I want three death certificates!” That actually happened!

13. By coralarch on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    Coughlan, you are one helluva screamingly, side-splittingly funny bloke!! I used to think Rowan Atkinson had the best facial expressions, but you top him, by a wide margin. This is the funniest thing on Youtube!!

14. By coralarch on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    klasop, I disagree. Zombies don’t lie about ficittious achievements.

15. By coralarch on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    Jonno, absolutely- also twat, arsewipe, turd, tosser, shit-head, vermin, bull-artist, etc etc.

    All of which mean LIAR.

16. By formless777 on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    Jesus was a necromancer of the Lineage of Solomon and privy to the secrets of Endor. Lazarus was a zombie whose own family was forced to destroy him. Jesus rose from the dead and caused an undead uprising in Jerusalem according to Matthew. The Romans were forced to cover it up by calling it a Jewish uprising. When you take the Host, you are infecting yourself. If you read the Bible, you will discover that the only people who may enter heaven are in fact zombies.

17. By klasop on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    You’re right! I agree! Zombies are better than Christians!

18. By jzoiz on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    wtf is that thing on your face?!

19. By chiffmonkey on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    She sits up, “You fucking twat, I was in heaven!”

20. By ijanx on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    i think you got trollllled

21. By Knr911 on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    HyperFaith level: 500000%.
    All engine runnning
    5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
    Subject: african woman /
    Status: / Very Dead /
    / Process: HyperFaith // RESURRECT
    / Dragon Ball Z
    / Hare Krishna
    // DONE

    Now I need to improve my HyperFaith level.

22. By rawrimaprick on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    XD I think one of the best parts of this video is it’s title.

23. By sillygames on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    “If you’ll just let me finish, in a few more minutes, I’ll come.”

    What was he REALLY doing in Africa??

24. By EmptyAzureFlames on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    Wow…just fucking wow…my Christians gotta lie so damn much

25. By CheezFilling on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

    well, cleanse my leopards! I had no idea!