You couldn’t raise a monks erection!
March 11, 2010 – 9:06 pm
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25 Responses to “You couldn’t raise a monks erection!”
@eltzar72
and so the holy Shawn did throweth the record at the undead, and the undead didth fall.
By JoeyisDREADful on Mar 11, 2010
Testify, Brother Joey!
And after the undead didst fall before the holy record, the Chosen and his friends didst settle down for a pint of brown and a righteous packet of crisps.
Then entered they together the jacuzzi.
Here endeth the lesson.
By eltzar72 on Mar 11, 2010
Okay, i think people are not involved in the right discussion relating to this video.
Remember, we have recently been given a glimpse of the near-future and raising the dead was prominently central to that future.
Remember, rule # 1 – Cardio. Run fat boy, run.
Rule # 2 : Double-tap.
Rule # 3 : Beware of bathrooms
Rule # 4 : Wear your seatbelt.
Learn them, apply them, live by and from them.
By eltzar72 on Mar 11, 2010
here’s a dollar… you believe in jesus now dont you? thats what i thought. *SIGH* I love being a missionary
By AchievementSpanker on Mar 11, 2010
Rule 1 cardio-run fat boy run
Rule 2 doubnle tap- never be sure if it’s alive
Tule 3 seatbelts
Rules from zombie land
By DIMATIF on Mar 11, 2010
Thank you for articulating the anger & contempt anyone with a brain or bit of compassion in their nature should feel towards that guy. I moderate my language on YT usually, but bollocks, cunt bastard & wanker are well deserved on this occasion.
By jonno52 on Mar 11, 2010
<3 zombieland
By shtfckdatho on Mar 11, 2010
there is not much difference between zombies and christians!
DDD
By klasop on Mar 11, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
By Nils4444 on Mar 11, 2010
coughlan666:
Right on, brother. I had a go at this one as well.
Staggering, no? What the fuck? (The “wtf” fans can suck Pluto’s thorny cock!)
By billygutter01 on Mar 11, 2010
“You fucking charlatan cunt!”
best cuss to religious people ever
By sevieht on Mar 11, 2010
One of my workmates had a serious accident, and when taken to hospital he “died” three times on the operating table. When he eventually regained consciousness and he was told about this, he said “Right I want three death certificates!” That actually happened!
By TommyWylie on Mar 11, 2010
Coughlan, you are one helluva screamingly, side-splittingly funny bloke!! I used to think Rowan Atkinson had the best facial expressions, but you top him, by a wide margin. This is the funniest thing on Youtube!!
By coralarch on Mar 11, 2010
klasop, I disagree. Zombies don’t lie about ficittious achievements.
By coralarch on Mar 11, 2010
Jonno, absolutely- also twat, arsewipe, turd, tosser, shit-head, vermin, bull-artist, etc etc.
All of which mean LIAR.
By coralarch on Mar 11, 2010
Jesus was a necromancer of the Lineage of Solomon and privy to the secrets of Endor. Lazarus was a zombie whose own family was forced to destroy him. Jesus rose from the dead and caused an undead uprising in Jerusalem according to Matthew. The Romans were forced to cover it up by calling it a Jewish uprising. When you take the Host, you are infecting yourself. If you read the Bible, you will discover that the only people who may enter heaven are in fact zombies.
By formless777 on Mar 11, 2010
You’re right! I agree! Zombies are better than Christians!
By klasop on Mar 11, 2010
wtf is that thing on your face?!
By jzoiz on Mar 11, 2010
She sits up, “You fucking twat, I was in heaven!”
By chiffmonkey on Mar 11, 2010
i think you got trollllled
By ijanx on Mar 11, 2010
HyperFaith level: 500000%.
All engine runnning
5, 4, 3, 2, 1…
Subject: african woman /
Status: / Very Dead /
/ Process: HyperFaith // RESURRECT
/ Dragon Ball Z
/ Hare Krishna
// DONE
Now I need to improve my HyperFaith level.
By Knr911 on Mar 11, 2010
XD I think one of the best parts of this video is it’s title.
By rawrimaprick on Mar 11, 2010
“If you’ll just let me finish, in a few more minutes, I’ll come.”
What was he REALLY doing in Africa??
By sillygames on Mar 11, 2010
Wow…just fucking wow…my Christians gotta lie so damn much
By EmptyAzureFlames on Mar 11, 2010
well, cleanse my leopards! I had no idea!
By CheezFilling on Mar 11, 2010